Squeak's Ticker by misc
- 1WELL WELL WELL2DOESNT TIME FLY.6YES JUST AS YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO PRESS SPACE5HERE IT IS5THE MOMENT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR5ITS SCROLLY TIME9I LIKE READING SCROLLIES BUT I KNOW A FEW IGNORANT CRETINS DONT5SO ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS SPACE TO QUIT THE SCROLLY.2AINT THAT NICE OF ME5YES SQUEAKS A VERY NICE MAN5A VERY NICE MAN5YES A VERY VERY NICE MAN.9MOVE JOYSTICK IN PORT II LEFT AND RIGHT TO SPEED UP AND SLOW DOWN.5NOW THE TIME HAS ARRIVED.6LETS HEAR IT FOR THE ALL SINGING1ALL DANCING1SQUEAKY SCROLLY MESSAGE3YEEEEHAAR.....* :PRESS SPACE TO CONTINUE.: - NOW I BET YOU ALL KNOW WHATS MISSING FROM THIS DEMO. THATS RIGHT THE GREETINGS. - IVE BAD NEWS IM AFRAID. IVE RUN OUT OF MEMORY THAT MEANS NO GREETINGS. - SO I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE MY SINCEREST APOLOGIES.......... - WELL, HELLO THERE. TIS ME, EL SQUEAKO ABOUT TO TYPE A FEW BLOXS OF BULLSHIT. HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THE DEMO. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT IT FEATURES..... NO COLOUR BARS! (GASP!!), HOW CAN THIS BE? WELL, YOU SEE, IT'S NOT COS I CAN'T DO COLOUR BARS, IT'S JUST THAT EVERYONE ELSE CAN AND, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF ASH AND DAVE, DO USE THEM. THEY LOOK NEAT BUT I'M BEGINNING TO GROW BORED OF THEM. SO PLEASE FOLKS, GIVE US SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR A CHANGE. I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS DEMO, I WANTED TO DO ONE WITH AS FEW HACKS AS POSSIBLE WHICH IS WHY.....ONE...ONLY THE MUSIC AND THE NUMBER SET FOR THE CLOCK ARE HACKS, AND TWO...WHY ALL THE GRAPHICS ARE TOTAL SHIT, COS THEY'RE ALL DONE BY ME. I THINK THAT MY ANIMATION IS PASSABLE (JUST) BUT THE GRAPHICS, NO COMMENT. YES FOLKS, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET BACK AT ME IF YOU WEREN'T HAPPY WITH ONE OF MY REVIEWS. ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS MBX ME AND SAY 'FUCK YOU', I'LL TAKE THE HINT. (MY REVIEW SECTION IS 'GOTO SQUEAK'). TALKING ABOUT HINTS, HEY AL, WHEN AM I GONNA GET MY NEXT FIX OF 'TO BATTLE'? GOOD NEWS FOR ALL YOU CNETTERS (ESPECIALLY ORANGE) ASH AND DAVE SAY THAT THE MANIACS OF NOISE ALLOW HACKS OF THEIR MUSIC AS LONG AS THE GAME HAS BEEN RELEASED, AIN'T THAT BRILLIANT? I WAS ALREADY BEGINNING TO SUFFER WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS. TALKING ABOUT M.O.N. YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED THAT THE MUSIC IN THIS DEMO ISN'T BY THEM. THERE ARE A FEW REASONS FOR THIS, FIRSTLY, THIS MUSIC FEATURES SEVEN BRILLIANT TUNES, SECONDLY, THE FIRST PIECE (BLADDER) AND SECOND PIECE (HEART) FITTED INTO MY DEMO WELL, AND LASTLY, THEY'RE BY THE BRILLIANT ROB HUBBARD WHO'S BEEN NEGLECTED SINCE HE'S GONE TO AMERICA, AND A LOT OF HIS TUNES ARE STILL THE BEST ON THE SIXTY FOUR (ALTHOUGH I AGREE WITH FROO, HIS SID STUFF'S THE BEST.) MANIACS OF NOISE ARE MY SECOND FAVOURITE MUSICIANS, BUT I RECKON THAT, EITHER JUST BEFORE, OR JUST AFTER XMAS, THEY'LL HAVE SNEAKED INTO MY NUMBER ONE SPOT. HAVEN'T WE BEEN SPOILED ROTTEN THIS LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS, FOUR ASH AND DAVE DEMOS HAVE GRACED OUR COMMIES. BUT I FEEL THAT THE MOST ORIGINAL IDEA FOR A DEMO THAT I'VE SEEN FOR A LONG TIME MUST GO TO THE NEWCOMER TO THE NET 'THE LONDON KID' AND HIS MANDELBROTS (PARDON??). AH WELL, I BETTER GO, I WANT THIS DEMO TO BE A ONE DOWNLOAD DEMO AND IT'S ALREADY ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT BLOXS LONG (WITH NO SPACES), HERE'S HOPING IT COMPACTS!!! (THE DOUBLE, TREBLE AND QUADRUPLE EXCLAMATION MARK IS A TRADEMARK OF ORANGE!!). SEE YA ALL, AND LETS WRAP. COPYRIGHT KEITH 'SQUEAK' MCLEMAN. BYE..... - B!E%C#E/E#C E/C(A/C^E_C+A_CT -